Stuff that does not rule!

An open letter to the jerk who tried to break into my office at two in the morning, causing the alarm to go off and the cops to be called; and who attempted to pry the door open with a crowbar, only to shatter the jamb and destroy the deadbolt housing; all without actually getting in and stealing the back issues of Dwell and The New Yorker which were sitting in my lobby; or getting away with anything else, for that matter.

Bite me.



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